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What did the horse say to the skunk when he lost the football game?

You Stink

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You're not my

You're not my who?

I ain't your granny

What kind of music does a stone listen to?

Rock N Roll

What did the pea say when he had to go to the bathroom?

I have to go "pea" (pee)

What is it called when a bird has a birthday?

A Birdth-Day

What kind of bird likes rock and roll?

A Rockin' Robin

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup

What did the bull say to the German Shepard?

'Sup, dog (dawg)

What did the leaf say to the branch?

Leaf (leave) me alone

What did the teacher say when the kid wrote the correct answer?

That is write (right)

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Go knock out

Go knock out who?