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What did the horse say to the skunk when he lost the football game?
You're not my
You're not my who?
I ain't your granny
What kind of music does a stone listen to?
Rock N Roll
What did the pea say when he had to go to the bathroom?
I have to go "pea" (pee)
What is it called when a bird has a birthday?
What kind of bird likes rock and roll?
A Rockin' Robin
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup
What did the bull say to the German Shepard?
'Sup, dog (dawg)
What did the leaf say to the branch?
Leaf (leave) me alone
What did the teacher say when the kid wrote the correct answer?
That is write (right)
Go knock out
Go knock out who?